So I've had some fascinating interactions with ChatGPT as of late. Trying to trip it up, find its more casual limitations. I have to say, I found myself bursting with laughter at some of the stuff it comes out with.
Here's a hilarious... or terrifying highlight, depending on how you see the future:
Cockney History Assignment
Me: Write an essay on the English Royal Family during the 1500's in Cockney rhyme.
GPT: Blimey guvnor, let me give you the lowdown on the English Royal family in the 1500s, innit?
The Tudor dynasty was in the big cheese, with King Henry VII as the top banana. Then his son, Henry VIII, stepped up to the plate, and he was a bit of a geezer. He had six birds, and was famous for divorcing 'em and choppin' their nogs off. He also broke off from the Pope and set up his own church, which caused a right kerfuffle.
During Henry's reign, England got involved in a few rucks with Scotland and France, and he pumped a lot of dosh into the navy. After Henry VIII carked it, his son Edward VI took the throne, but he was a young nipper and kicked the bucket before he could make a mark. So then his half-sister Mary I, also known as Bloody Mary, took over, and she was well Catholic. She made it her mission to reverse her old man's church reforms and burnt loads of Protestants at the stake, which wasn't very cash money.
When Mary I passed away without an heir, her half-sister Elizabeth I took the crown, and she was the absolute dog's bollocks. She presided over a golden age of art, literature, and exploration, and gave the Spanish Armada a right thumping. Elizabeth was a crafty one, keeping things cool and keeping her power intact.
But even though Elizabeth I was well-popular, she never tied the knot and didn't have any sprogs, which meant that the Tudor dynasty came to an end. James VI of Scotland became the next big cheese, ruling as James I of England and starting up the Stuart dynasty.
So there you have it, mate. The story of the English Royal family in the 1500s, told in cockney rhyming slang.
Consider me educated!
(Art also by AI)
Afterthought:
Now, should one get 'curated' or paid outside the context of Hive, say, in a regular news article, if such content is created?
I'd advise against upvoting this one personally. But it just feels more complicated than that. It's not plagiarised, nobody else would ever have thought to request this, so I'm pretty certain this is completely unique and a result of my personal creativity. Hmmm... To be continued.