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My pleasure! Happy whatever day this is. Sometimes I think maybe I shouldn't say that and actually check what day it is but there's no telling how that will play out. Before you know it I'll be asked what month it is or something outlandish like that.

Fucking best thing I read all day..

Do I owe you anything?! If that was on the house, you're hereby summonsed to stop by more often. You can ignore everything you've read until this point but the previous sentence is authentic.

Thank you @nathen007!