You are a great story teller even though its true or not, at first I had that feeling its all fiction, should write novels or something, yeah Hive does have a lot of those things other platforms YouTube is missing but its probably the friendly user interface one of the things that push Yt into success, the entire keys is something users don't get at first, Hive is also not necessary easy to grow but does have many advantage over centralize platforms, nice story, made me laugh at the end ✌️