#ZapFic contest Week 96: Sentence

[lighteye]

Misunderstandings are so common in human communication. Is it because of the language imperfections?

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— What is your sentence, old man?
— Which witch watch which Swatch watch…
— No, I mean how long in jail?
— Four years…
— Why?
— Shorting stories at Steemit.
— Anyone bought it?
— No, but one suffered grievous bodily injuries laughing…

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Comments

[whatisnew]

HaHa! I love it. : )

[lighteye]

Good Lord, thank you @whatisnew, very glad you like it… and that you survived the laugh 😉😃

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[pixelfan]

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