hahaha, and 'accidental gardener'.... you know, those grow the more gorgeous plants.
I'm kind of the same with my indoor plants.
My garden and greenhouse, I can take care of my veggies pretty good, but my indoor plants... They really need to be survivors.
I'd love to hear and see more about your accidental gardening
I'll have to snap a picture of my pineapple plant. That thing is largely ignored, rarely watered and it's HUGE! I'm sure it would be much happier if I took it out of the pot and threw it in the ground. Doubt I'll ever get fruit from it but it's an example of growing in spite my neglect. LOL