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Yes, I had the same remark a few days ago but said "to ride from one terrace to the other for the next beer" rather than "eating less" !LOL

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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@friendlymoose, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @svanbo

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