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I think Vlad is “famous” for inviting his enemies to dinner parties where he impaled them AND OR killed them.

That is Vlad the impaler.
He is shopping for more stakes to impale people with.

Funny how we all recognize this.

It's almost as if somebody was turning on and off a faucet.
'Nope, not for you!'
Thank goodness for the interwebz,...