The day I was asked, "but dude, how are you roasting brains since 1337? How is that even possible?" it was set in stone: Satire is still on an IQ-ATH.
Ladies and Gentlemen, here we are now! We, @slothlydoesit and @patlebo, said that we transfer everything to #Hive into the #SlothBuzz Community.
So here we go: @brainfuckcafe is satire, fun and merch.