Though I can't recall the last time I actually had a Pop Tart. They just aren't that great for you :)
When I was a kid, they had flavours like apple and cinnamon - these were all frosted! What kind of breakfast food is frosted!?! :D
Good call on the soda. I wish my wife would do the same. I do drink, but it is very occasional and tends to be when we are out at dinner for a burger. Though I still normally have a water.
My absolute favorite is the brown sugar cinnamon flavor if you have ever seen those. I used to eat those a ton. As you said though, frosted, so definitely not a healthy breakfast! My wife drinks diet soda, which I almost wonder if it's worse with the chemicals and stuff instead of the sugar.