JAVA JAGUAR (a webcomic)
by Matt S. Law (a webcartoonist)
I'm not sure how universal a term the Royal Rumble is that every Java reader knows it. It's from professional wrestling, and it is a match where there are 20 wrestlers in the ring at the start of the match and they brawl until there is only one wrestler left standing. Wrestlers are eliminated from the match by being thrown over the top rope out of the ring.
I'm not a big wrestle-maniac, but I remember watching one when I was a kid. In theory it's every man for himself. But in the match I saw, right as the bell rang, like 5 guys started beating on Hulk Hogan and 5 guys started beating on Andre the Giant. And some other stuff was happening as well.
So now, Java is Hulk Hogan in this upcoming match, he just doesn't know it yet.
"Let's get ready to rummmmmble!"
Right after this artijoke...
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I never watched the WWF/E/whatever wrestling, but we used to have a British version in the 1970-80s. It was probably just as fake.
I've not had that much artichoke, but I'm not sure of the point of corn on the cob. It's a lot of effort and seems to go straight through you undigested.
!LOLZ
Fake? What do you mean?
Oh, I may have misspoken. Pro wrestling is obviously a serious competition.
If the jaguar doesn't win, ima gonna
throw my betting ticket stub on the floor and stomp out.
(if the floor still exists)