The inventor,
Monday,
Only God knows your address.
22nd November 2025.
Dear sir/ma,
LETTER OF GREAT COMPLAINT ON YOUR MONDAY INVENTION
With great humility coupled with curiosity, this is to humbly ask why or what brought about you inventing Monday.
To every employee, traders of businesses, students, or whatsoever, Monday has always been a pain in our necks. It's of a different argument or fact that probably you named it after money and wanted it to be called moneyday but with the help of abbreviation, it turned to be Monday instead but what's with the workload and stress that would always come with every Monday?
There is no Monday that is free of stress. Why is Monday the start of the week's work or who are the witnesses running the nodes of Monday or programmers writing the codes for making it always stressful? I guess they need to debug.
From my observation, Monday still get to be much more longer before evening arrives as if it's not still the same 24 hours of a day that we are meant to have for Monday as well and I've come to notice it started infecting Tuesday as well and only when it is Thursday do the days start walking and ticking like normal human days.
Weekends became shorter because Monday is somewhere winking at them to pack up. Most people are getting traumatized on knowing that it is Sunday evening already.
Sir, how I wish you called for user-assessment and testing before finally deploying this innovation of Monday then we would have informed you that it is not user friendly and too ambiguous for our intellectual capacity.
If only there can be a method of revisiting the backend and refix these slight problems sir. In as much as we understand that Monday has come to stay but we would appreciate it not tampering with our mental health as the shadow of Monday appearing is now getting to be like an appearance of a landlord whom the tenant has owed 3years rent. This is how huge our blood drops when it's a Sunday evening.
Thanks for your consideration in anticipation sir and I'll be dropping my 🖊️ here at 00:36 WAT
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Best regards,
Afriken