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Shani is correct. I order two fried eggs and a portion of 'fries' on the side and carry a few sachets of Sarsons when i go out, it's close enough..I get a few looks though! Just don't touch the beans here.

So they do sell chips.. er fries.., not quite the same but a compromise. I have images of McDonalds fries now saturated in malt vinegar. Not ideal.

They've got the egg 😍

You can forget chips cooked in lard over there, ain't gonna happen!

😂