What hell is going on here @handofzara trying to sneak in a #beersaturday post on a #sublimesunday?
Well my #beersaturday turned out to be a hell of a day.
Well your concern and interest is greatly appreciated. So I started my day with a nice run. The Mrs. @handofzara and I, run together. Well, actually the Mrs. @handofzara runs and I do the old man trot.
Now if the run, was not enough, I then spent the next 4 hours in the hot North Carolina sun working in the garden. The Carolina sun can be hot as hell on this old man's body.
I did harvest some nice potatoes, that I started in grow bags in my garage back in February when the Southern Sun was not hot as hell.
The Mrs. @handofzara was so pleased with her pet sloth(that would be me) that she offered to take me out for a beer.
I had this beautiful Farmhouse Ale brewed with marionberries, which are something like a black berry. Perfect for an old man who thus far had a helluva day. Body aching, skin hot from being kissed by the Sun. Absolutely perfect!
But I ain't done. See the Mrs. @handofzara gave me the I am hungry look. And if you have been married as long as we have, you know that if you do not feed your woman, you are in for a massive bit of trouble.
Now I am not the sharpest knife in the draw BUT I learned long ago FEED THE WOMAN!
Chicken, freshly harvested potatoes, salad with homemade Ranch Dressing and fresh baked bread. And yes, I do the cooking around here because quite frankly I am a helluva cook.
Truth is I have been poor, and I learned that if you can cook, you can eat like a KING!
So do you think I was done on this hell of a day?
Now way, I may be old but I ain't dead!
BEER NAME: Helles Is Easy
STYLE: Helles
ABV: 4.5%
BREWER: Wiseman Brewery of Winston-Salem, North Carolina
APPEARANCE: light gold, pours with a small head, very clear
AROMA: sweet malts
TASTE: sweet malts balanced with a slight bitter from the hops
MOUTHFEEL: light bodied, carbonates well with a clean finish
Now here come the real Hell of this tale. It was after the last swig of this great helles that I had a choice, a true hell of a choice. Post on #beersaturday OR listen to the siren song of my couch?
Sleep or Post?
TRIVIA TIME
The first person to answer the trivia question wins a BEER TOKEN!
Good luck and I will see y'all next #beersaturday and just perhaps it will not be on #sublimesunday.
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Chicken potatoes, salad and baked bread, its so tasty. And follow through with Lager really cool !
Happy wife, happy life! Wise beer for a wise man indeed. And anyone who endures running deserves a beer, never mind someone who gets the gardening and the cooking done! If I did all that my mrs would be suspicious that I was about to go off on a fishing trip 😜
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