The old @handofzara is a sucker for a great wrestling match having spent too many #beersaturday mornings working off the #beerfridaynight hangover while watching the World Wrestling Federation in what most would call a wasted youth.
Now, I take great umbrage at those who might call a wild night on the town a "wasted youth" as you learn a great deal about yourself on a fruitless #beerfridaynight.
Like no matter how many beers you drink the "hottest girl" in the bar will NEVER find you attractive. Secondly, no number of beers will give you the courage to even say hello.
Lesson learned, forget the "hottest girl" at the bar look for the girl who actually throws a wink and a smile your way!
That is exactly how I met the Mrs. @handofzara somewhere deep in the last century!
What great memories, and I say memories, as the Mrs. @handofzara has not thrown a smile or a wink at me in decades. A frying pan and left hook she has thrown, but not a smile or a wink. ;)
Just kidding!
(The Mrs. @handofzara can't throw a left hook to save her life. A frying pan - YES - a left hook no way.)
So any how I am perusing the beers on the shelf and suddenly I SEE IT!
I spy with my one good eye, I only have one good eye due to a frying pan accident, a beer called the "Richard Flare Chest Chop" and the memories came flooding back of hangovers long forgotten.
I am a simple man, with a soft heart, who is so easily trapped by a great marketing ploy. In case you are not following Ric Flair was one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. Although I must confess he was not my FAVORITE WRESTLER.
Wait . . . .
I had to toss a beer picture weeing as this is #beersaturday and all that jazz.
So my favorite wrestler of all time was . . . .
Yep that's right despite my being captured by the Ric Flair marketing ploy, I was and I remain a Piper Man!
Speaking of Rowdy Roddy have any of you seen the movie starring Rowdy Roddy, directed by John Carpenter, "They Live"?
Is it a SciFi Movie or a Documentary? Watch and decide.
BEER NAME : Richard Flare Chest Chop
STYLE: West Coast IPA
ABV: 5.5%
BREWER: Divine Barrel Charlotte, North Carolina
APPEARANCE: deep amber, rich foamy head, slightly cloudy
AROMA: mild hops
TASTE: mild hops and slight citrus
MOUTHFEEL: light to medium body, carbonates well, hops linger
So there you have it a cage match! Two enter and only one leaves.
Isn't marriage a wrestling match? Two enter and only one leaves. Think about that in a good way. :)
TRIVIA TIME
I have a #beersaturday tradition of asking a TRIVIA QUESTION. The first person to answer correctly in the COMMENTS wins a BEER TOKEN!
Question: Who is this Wrestler?
Good Luck and I will see y'all next #beersatuday!
The posts is so hilarious. And the beer alc is 5.5%, that's how I like it just mild !
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