You wouldn't be if you saw the actual garments. The wife beater, sadly, doesn't fit me anymore - for two reasons, 1) I'd never beat my wife, and 2) the gym has caused expansion of my body in some places, and the reduction in others.
And the dress was consigned to the rag pile after she wore it a few times - she chose a very challenging fabric for my first project, and while I was proud, it was bedraggled and seamed (not seemed!) as though it was under the custody of a laudanum addicted misanthrope.