Manchurian Candidate [My Favorite LOLitician] [Funny Character in Politics]

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The present time is the age of technology and in this age of technology people are accustomed to get various entertainment from politicians. In this age of technology, everything easily goes viral and people get news of politicians and celebrities easily. Politicians obviously have some good works but sometimes people are entertained by their delicious variety of words. And nowadays politicians also speak in a way that is actually being accepted by the people as one of the main sources of entertainment. Charlie, Beans, Dildar are no longer needed for entertainment and fun. Politicians are enough. This week's @BDcommunity topic is very nice. I will talk about one of the most interesting politicians (fictional character) of the present time. You will not find any similarity between this incident and reality. The authorities are not responsible for any similarity of my tales with reality.


One politician suddenly moved from a luxurious businessman to politician and was elected. After he was elected, a friend of mine suddenly started calling him by a new name. Of course, there are several reasons behind calling with such a name. The main reason is for his various funny tales and contradictory decisions. The name is Dumpish Tempu. Suddenly I was very surprised to see names by my friend. There is no politician with such a name. So, I started reading about the delicious stories of some politicians with nearby names. I found some delicious stories by reading, so I am highlighting them here today, I hope you will have some fun with that.

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  • A famous and veteran former president of America said Make America great again. It is known to almost everyone. But Mr. Tempu suddenly started saying in 2015 that he was the first to introduce these words and for this he is also willing to copyright.

  • Mr. Tempu has a lot of worries about the leaders of the neighboring countries or other countries. So, it is up to him to talk about the leaders of different countries or their policies. For example-

  • Mr. Tempu saw that the people of the neighboring country next to him were easily infiltrating to his country, so he suddenly announced that he would build a strong and sturdy wall to stop them and he would collect the cost of the wall from that neighboring country.

  • Global warming is a global issue. Mr. Tempu suddenly said that this is a topic discussed by another rival country of him. This is being done so that his country lags behind in productivity. What a visionary politician!

  • The leader of one of his rival countries suddenly called him old. In reply, he said that that leader is short and fat, but he never told anyone. In fact, many things were said in the words of Mr. Tempu by not saying so.

  • Mr. Tempu announced in December 2015 that he would not allow any Muslim to enter his country until his expert team gives its opinion, where one-fourth or one-fifth of the world's population is Muslim.

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Mr. Tempu's is good at defeating the rival political leaders. He often easily defeats his opponents with his various statements.

  • One day he suddenly said about his rival female candidate that if that candidate was not a woman but a man, he would not get even 5% of the vote. And what will happen if she is a woman? Most women don't like her but like Mr. Tempu a lot. Not only that, she also said that if a woman candidate cannot keep her husband happy then how can she make the countrymen happy.

  • When compared to any other candidate, he thinks that he is the best because he is beautiful to look at, prudent and he is much more successful than any other candidate in terms of business. So, he will also be successful in running the country. What a beautiful argument. He also often calls himself very intelligent and handsome. In the media, he seeks anti-Viagra for himself to prove his handsome. And he thinks it's very important to have an ego behind any success.


  • The insane type of tempo did not hesitate to say one day that his daughter's figure is very beautiful, if she was not his daughter, he would have been dating with her.

This post is a participation to the weekly contest of #BDcommunity Community. Here below is the link of the original contest post.
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Great post in a word. I had a lot of fun. Can I participate in such competitions?

Ya. Why not. Participate by 10:00 am next friday. See the details rules of participation in the link below of this post