So, you will go and yell that there in your local conservatory? :D
Lol, nah... I was just clowning. I like my legs the way they are - not broken °_°
And exactly! You nailed it! I rather much prefer the intimacy of my own piano playing, than perform for a large audience.
Much like Chopin, I often like to sit my friends in a very dark and depressing room, forcing them to listen to me play the piano. XD