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Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @rzc24-nftbbg

Are You Ready for some $FUN? Learn about LOLZ's new FUN tribe!
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You got distracted about the number of times you can tip !LOLZ when you have at least 64 LOLZ per day. πŸ˜† You just need 24 more LOLZ (before this comment) to be able to tip it 4 times a day. 😏 !CTP

I now have 104.

!LOLZ

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @rzc24-nftbbg

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
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You currently just have 105 !LOLZ right now (before this comment). πŸ˜… !PIZZA !CTP

Yeah, if I have extra SWAP.HIVE now, I would have bought 100 more.

!PIZZA

!CTP

If you would buy at least 100 more LOLZ, why don't you buy and stake at least 142 LOLZ instead, so that you can tip 6 !LOLZ per day (instead of 4 when you just have at least 128 LOLZ but less than 256 LOLZ)? πŸ€“πŸ˜ !PIZZA !CTP

Oh! Thanks to you! I now have 116. 26 more to go before I can tip !LOLZ 6x.

I almost forgot to use the second tip for today. πŸ˜†

The government plans on phasing out Roman numerals
Not on my watch!

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @rzc24-nftbbg

Are You Ready for some $FUN? Learn about LOLZ's new FUN tribe!
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Forgetfulness almost made you forget to tip LOLZ! πŸ˜†πŸ˜… However, you got distracted about the number of LOLZ you need to tip 6 times per day, which is 256 of the tokens staked. πŸ˜‚ If you have only 128 LOLZ, you can tip 4 times per day. 😏 !PIZZA !CTP

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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@rzc24-nftbbg, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @savvytester

Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP
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What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

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@rzc24-nftbbg, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @savvytester

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
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My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

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@rzc24-nftbbg, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @savvytester

@cryptoshots.nft πŸ”« 3D Shooter LIVE on Hive. Play and earn DOOM!!
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