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I have friends that did their military service through winters - *they don't want to do it again :)

That sounds miserable. I probably would have been dishonorably discharged :D

I probably would have been dishonorably discharged

I am so bad at being told what to do, I would likely be court-martialed and shot against a wall :D

Ah yes! I forgot the military still lines rebels up against walls and shoots them! I'm sure that would be my fate as well, right after the dishonorable discharge :)