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Gratuitous obstreperous orange shoelaces. Did you ask her permission cheetah?

That was a live shot. We're somewhere right in the middle of the country. I can't figure out for the life of me who's feet those might be.

I can't figure out why the shoelaces aren't pink.

I can't figure out why you didn't answer my question.

I can't figure out why I have to explain why she has to do what I say.

I can't figure out why you would explain dog poop to anyone who wants to know why she has to do what you say when you conditioned her to do so, aka Pavlov's dog.

I can't figure out why dog poop is surprising in the middle of dog content.

I can't figure out why you haven't posted pics of dog poop in your dog content.