If it ever happens, you won't even know it. That should bring you some comfort. A few words of advice.
Always wear clean underwear.
Of course, I say this merely in jest. I know you will take good care of yourself as well as you do everything else. You better keep things happy with your girl person. :)
Or none and make someone's day? 😊
This is great advice for every male of the species.
Indeed. It pays dividends!
Happy wife = Happy life