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Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.

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Hey bro! Damn I'm sorry to hear that, I hope it'll be better tomorrow too, I'm sure it will. Take today to relax and recharge your batteries bro!

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A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.

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