I blame the tomato sauce, not me.
But of course!
It's like when my mum's favourite glass would suddenly decide to jump off the kitchen counter and smash to pieces on the floor.
She'd blame me just because I happened to have been drinking from it.
One never knows when tomato sauce, coffee or my lunch will go rogue.
...when 'anything' will go rogue, as a matter of fact.
It's always someone else's fault. Always. Even if that's the glass or sauce or whatever.
That's 100% correct 🤣