let me make this clear:
I don't want to
subscribe to your mailing list,
sign up for text alerts,
give you my postcode
(why do you look at me funny
when I say no?)
I will not write you a review
lovely soft loo roll,
would wipe again
and I do not need more ads
(I just bought a year's supply)
unless, of course,
you're paying me.
I don't want pop-ups,
or chatbots
(giving them names doesn't help)
or a subscription
that saves me five percent,
or a welcome voucher
for a club I never asked to join.
and another thing—
I don't want to be asked
five times in the same shop
if I need a hand.
If I do,
I'll let you know.
With Love,
Well said!
Ha thanks mate, hope you are well!
Thank you. Yes, I am doing OK.
I refuse anything with a subscription if I can for all the above, plus add in difficulty of canceling. Its like everything has just become a hassle nowadays.