Hahaha fuckin brilliant, blood on the bluegrass and punk rock retirement plan are my favorites. I got confused music playlists. All the trailers in the valleys flooded when shit went haywire. But if you moved to Lee county you moved upmarket (at the time, like I said ain't been back in a while.)
Industrial arts, my kinda guy. Need more real world education these days. Duck tape and wd40, if it don't fix it a hammer helps.
If it moves and shouldn't, duct tape. If it should move and doesn't, WD40. If that doesn't do the trick there's always bondo or a ball peen hammer!