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They need to invent one just like they did with the birthday candle that won't blow out . But I guess that's not true because it does go out when it's finished burning .

Fail.

This is funny, as I was typing that reply, I was thinking of exactly, the Perpetual sparkler that does not go out.

Fail.

Not at all, the thought was there, so heck no not a fail!