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Says the Dogpink princess lady in a mansuit.

I get it. Samantha makes my chronic paralyzing homesickness out here on the highway tolerable. Best therapist ever.!!

Lying beside my seat on the floorboard now. Took me 3 red lights and a stop sign to type this...

Just hold everyone up at the first light next time until you finish responding to me. It's fine, seriously, I'll never know the difference.