We really love having these Runner Ducks around. They aren’t too much work and are absolutely hilarious to watch. Not to mention their eggs are delicious!! They do need access to fresh water and can easily make a muddy mess of things.
Is that enough poo for ya?
For some odd reason when it gets cold out duckies come up on the deck… and s#!+ everywhere! This is only 3 days worth of duckie dumps and they are frozen to the deck. Poo-Rocks… It must be warmer up by the house under the deck roof or something… It definitely isn’t warmer than their house I built them with a heat lamp inside…
We feel a little guilty keeping them locked in the back of the yard all the time but these pooping machines may need to be on lockdown.
During the summer we get a couple dumpies on the deck here and there. Which is easily sprayed off into the grass. When the temps are below freezing spraying the poo off would durn the back deck into a sheet of ice.
Today is a sunny cold day and the deck will have sun on it most of the day. The ducks let the poo fly all over the deck now it’s my turn to shoot the poo off the deck. Poo-Poo flying everywhere!!!
These turd nuggets are frozen solid and some need to be kicked loose
We normally have a rug on this section of the deck but a wind storm blew it across the yard. Then it snowed and my lazy ass didn’t want to go dig it out of the snow.
One time I went to go get the meat off the grill and slipped on the only duckie turd on the deck. Luckily I caught my balance and didn’t fall on my ass. Them duckie dumps are some seriously slippery s#!+.
So ya, I had a pretty s#!++y morning cleaning up s#!+. Looking out the back sliding glass door seeing those poo squirts coving the deck was looking kind of trashy… or rather s#!++y.
I’m gonna have to have a little talk with these duckies and tell them to keep their s#!+ off the deck.
I hope…
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Great title, you had me fooled. Between Atlas, @dandays dog and your ducks I'm not sure which one poops more, or which one would be more of a pain to clean up after. I'm just wondering, do they make a duck pooper scooper. If not, you're pretty handy, sounds like s DIY post to me.
Maybe I should just put diapers on them… now that would be hilarious!!
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Way more. I win. Where he uses a garden hose, I need a shovel.
I used to have to perform combo poo cleanup. Doggy and duckie dumps. Massive 100lb lab turds and watery duckie sharts. 🤣😂
Helluva picture you painted.
High Nitrogen content....for sure.
My grass in the backyard is thick and green with no weeds at all. The front yard… not so much. Lol
I can only imagine.
Ducks are the most disgusting things. They are horrible as babies and will kill chickens if kept together too much as they have no concept of sight in front of them and just waddle and pad over anything in front of them. The watery nasty crap is awful and the female ducks are the most obnoxious sounding. I am so ready to be rid of my ducks except they give us eggs.
DAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh ya, who would have thought the females are the loud and annoying ones… 🤣😂.
These Runner ducks drop eggs in all kind of random places. The deck, one of thier water bowls, their pond, in a bush, under the lawnmower… they treat their eggs like they are shutting. 🤣😂🤣🤣
Lol, ducks are just dumb. People always call chickens dumb but ducks really are the true fowl.
Oh ya!!! I had to go with the Runner Ducks because they are super funny to watch run back and forth across the yard. 🤣😂
We can't have runners, we have owls. Those necks are PRIME for the damn owls and we lost all that we have ever had. That's why we have pekin and the such.
Living on the edge of town we don’t have to worry about predators. The neighborhood cats come in the yard and the ducks will trap them under the planter box. LOL.