While all these pirate scum is fighting over scraps, my crew and I stay at Deadman's Bay to steal all treasures deposited at the Bones Knuckle Bank, also known as "BKB, yours someone's else treasure is safe".
I order my ruthless mermaids to make holes at every ship in the bay and to make my escape even easier.
And why would I do all that?
Well... I am a pirate! @piratedice
Oh, yes... How could I forget about that... My parrot is a double-agent spy. As he heard my plans he flew away to warn all other pirates about my attempt. I guess we are going to have roasted parrot for dinner boys!
Ye throw the old knuckle bones and roll a 9
@the.partisan.spy wait, is the parrot with or against ye?
Also, taking the 9 as the bank heist and rolling the @piratedice again for the mermaid attack.
(Technically that's 2 actions this turn, just sayin'. Gonna incur some negative modifiers.)
Ye throw the old knuckle bones and roll a 4
Ye throw the old knuckle bones and roll a 4
Roasted Parrot LMAO 😹😂🤣🤣🤣
one of my favorite dishes!
RIP Hercules
🦜 A fine-feathered friend and conversationalist he was 😿😢
Must. Not. Downvote.
Your joke disgraces me best friend.
You got the wrong guy, Partisan Spy was the one eating him!
😱