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I am not trying to build my own library, but I kinda have to.

Consider contributing to hive-js or dhive with appropriate changes.

As you have seen my coding skills above, I'd rather not.
Half of what's going on in those libs, I do not understand.

If I ever was going to work on a lib, I would make sure, I got paid for it, before I even started.

You seem like someone who'd have a much easier time fixing those libs.
I'd support a proposal.