@endhivewatchers is at a loose end this week after he heard the news that @hivewatchers had finally given up their reign of terror of protecting the blockchain from shitposters, fleusies and lackies. When he heard the news about the end of @hivewatchers he was filled with emotion but there was a hint of sadness as his solemn quest had finally come to an end. Did he contribute to ending Hivewatchers? Maybe he did and maybe he didn't . He would never know. It's been a week now since Hivewatcher's funding went under the return proposal declaring it null and void which resulted in @endhivewatchers just walking from room to room around the house unable to find anything to do now. His wife long gone after his mission got in the way of their relationship
“I spent most of my time upvoting comments that I forgot to live my life “ said @endhivewatchers . I should go out and touch grass for myself . Get a girlfriend and all that. Maybe I will set up a new account on Hive."
The end of the @hivewatchers comes in tandem with the news that BRO is now gonzo as well after the founder thought Hive was the centre of the universe in a series of rants claiming that the Hive Cabal were after him and were coming to get him in his very home. But the truth of it was that Hive users wouldn't leave their front room even if Hivefest was on across the road with a free HBD sign, nevermind going after a rugpuller who owed everyone a few pound.
@endhivewatchers is now checking out several account names to see if they are available. @endvalueplan is one such account that he can migrate to. @endrallycardriving is another. @endgymstreetworkout is up for grabs or @endvibes but there is news that Vibes has ended already due to some dodgy judging issues.
Maybe he should spread his wings a bit and not focus on one account. @endboringposts is an option . @endladybirdphotos is another and @endfoodphotos could bring a new era of commenting for @endhivewatchers. @endtellingusaboutyourshitrun might be another option for the comment mogul but he does post about his shit run himself so he would only be an hypocrite.
@endturningagainstourmostsuccessfulDapps is another area he is thinking about getting into since he is a big fan of Leo and he has also @endbringingoutnewtokenstosupplementthemistakesofthepast to the Splinterland's Community. @endhivewatcher's is suddenly excited with the list of options that he has before him. Maybe the end of Hivewatchers has opened new doors for him. Maybe now someone might like his posts and treat him like a real human.
@endwatchers jumped up with his hands now up to heaven,
I AM FINALLY FREEEEEEE!!!!!!
"Let's get cracking," thought Gordon. Just right after the Antiques Roadshow.
That sounds very good. I had some disputes with these guys, too (e.g. here: https://peakd.com/deutsch/@zuerich/plagiarism-for-dummies). Do you habe a source for the end of hivewatchers?
Well you can just check the active proposals on Hive and see which ones fell under the funding threshold. Coupled up with the lack of downvotes . @zuerich you don’t strike me as a plagiarist. More a controversialist
lol Let's just end everything at this point
Ah we won’t go that far 🤣🤣
I don't think they gave up as much as people finally started taking advantage of the return proposal. What an amazing thing it is when people do that.
Yeah I’d wish we could increase it more .
What? Are you joking, or is this a real thing?
If that's true that's AWESOME!
I LOVE both of those. I spend all my Hive tipping lately, which is what I'd do with another account, and I already can't afford the one I use, so I'll leave them for @endhivewatchers, who could put them to good use.
We'll see if the end of HW will have beneficial impact on user retention, or if the whales take up the slack by slamming non-preferred users into the dust. That latter is what I expect, TBH.
I gotta go NOW! but I'll finish reading later.
Thanks!
Where did you have to go mid post 😅😅? @valued-customer I have finally got your image in my head . Billionaire , mansion with east wing and west wing . Batman butler , dressing gown , nothing underneath , on the phone discussing him next deal.
I jumped in the Batmobile in my Batbathrobe, and went to paint a neighbor's home. Mostly done now. Only three rooms to go. Then I can retire to the Batcave with a Batcigar and a snifter of Batwhisky. Well, after I scrape the paint out of my Bathair.
why didn't you just get Robin to do the cutting in?😃
I excel at it. I have steady hands.
well he can focus now on hunting plagiarism instead
True 🤣🤣
It reminds me Brexit and Nigel Farage who campaigned for it almost whole of his political life - milking the topic, probably making living out of it. Straight after British voted
out of EU, mans career came to the end with no more job to do and sadness on his face.
Yeah he campaigned his way out of a job didn’t he 🤣🤣🤣
Well, at least with all the very fine options suggested here, the only problem will be the hard time choosing! 😂😂
The world is his oyster 😀😀
@endaccountsstartingwithend
🤣🤣🤣🤣 @inyourendough
🤣🤣 julia you are too nice to end it all .