@themarkymark, I especially loved this article from you:
https://hive.blog/steem/@themarkymark/what-happens-when-you-don-t-do-what-justin-sun-wants
Now we can just replace Justin Sun with @mmmmkkkk311 @ctime @abuse-signal or @mariuszkarwski and the witnesses won't do anything about it, as they only serve themselves and not the community. All of a sudden the word witness sounds like politician... Hmmm funny...
Think I should do a parody article of that.