The Crypto of the Pharaoh

I've never played puzzle type games until @ats-david (he's old) showed me Bejeweled recently (which I swear he cheats at somehow or he played it for 20 years on Facebook or something) and now I'm addicted to these stupid games ... Argggg!

So I decided to do some shitcoding (because I own Shitcoding LLC ofc) and modified a puzzle game to be about crypto. It had something to do with Egyptians (who doesn't love Egyptians), so I left all that alone and just called it something stupid like, "The Crypto of the Pharaoh", because I'm pretty lazy.

How To Play

This game is one of those things the kids call "hyper-casual" or something I guess, we'll just continue calling it that even if it doesn't fit the genre because it's a kewl term that means your game is probably going to be popular and there's nothing I like more than being teh popular!

What you do is try to clear the grid of all the crypto symbols (which are in vivid BRO-3D™ thanks to @ats-david) by matching two or more crypto blocks that are the same. If you click a single block you lose a life. When all of your lives are gone ... you guessed it ... yer ded.

Endless Fun

The best part is, there is no end to the number of levels you can play because it's fricken endless bro! Honestly I must suck at puzzle games because I've yet to pass level 3. There are 6 total crypto's in the game right now (there can be more too, want yours in, just ask!), but I can only show you a few because ... well, I suck at puzzle games. 😞

It even comes with a cool looped track that you'll probably get sick of after a while or maybe you'll dig it, who knows, but if you want to shut it off just click the mute button at the top.

So that's the latest update from Shitcoding LLC HQ. I'll be back soon with more games from BRO Sports & Gaming Network (where all the kewl kids work and play).

Oh Wait!

Before you head off to take a poop or whatever, also be sure to check out another kewl game on our new arcade gaming site called ...

5 Dice 1 Cup

... trust me, management was not happy with my naming choice on this one, but I'm getting checks from the government, what the hell do I care what they think, amirite?!

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