You nailed it when you talked about the silliness of fretting over the relative lack of speculative gains right now. I suggested in jest that we should rename HIVE Ron Jeremy Coin to make it pump faster and more powerfully:
https://peakd.com/hive-173737/@markkujantunen/should-hive-be-renamed-ron-jeremy-coin
Ha, Ron Jeremy Coin. Gogo RJC!
In a bull market, it pumps harder and longer than any other coin. In a bear market, it won't fare too badly, either!