I Gave Up Yoga Because I Fart Too Much

in #humor6 years ago

My cousin pestered me for years to try yoga. "Come on @rainbowllama! Try yoga. It'll be good for your health," she said. Well, finally I gave in when those years of sitting on my ass caught up to me and my body felt stiff and sore. I took a class. It was a disaster.

In normal life I've never felt like I fart too much. No more than a normal llama. But something about yoga really lit my ass on fire. I tooted so much during that yoga class. Room smelled horrible. A few people puked from the smell. There was a woman with a service dog in the class and I kept blaming the farts on the dog hoping others would believe me....no one did.

Needless to say I never returned to yoga class. Sitting in front of the TV is much safer. I'd rather be lazy than fart so much.

Sort:  

Congratulations @rainbowllama! You have completed the following achievement on the Steem blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s) :

Award for the number of upvotes

Click on the badge to view your Board of Honor.
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP

Support SteemitBoard's project! Vote for its witness and get one more award!

Congratulations @rainbowllama! You have received a personal award!

1 Year on Steemit
Click on the badge to view your Board of Honor.

Do not miss the last post from @steemitboard:

SteemitBoard knock out by hardfork

Support SteemitBoard's project! Vote for its witness and get one more award!

Congratulations @rainbowllama! You received a personal award!

Happy Birthday! - You are on the Steem blockchain for 2 years!

You can view your badges on your Steem Board and compare to others on the Steem Ranking

Vote for @Steemitboard as a witness to get one more award and increased upvotes!