I know all about RA I have it in my hands & feet. It typically takes me 2-2 1/2 hours just to type in a chapter of my story... especially now that the weather is changing. I have OA in my back hips & shoulders... I live on medication!
On the bright side, there's something to be said for flatulence- it's a great ice breaker at a party... You can either blame the dog, or go up to a hot girl and say "Excuse me, but was that you?"