“I Snark Because the Truth Has a Sweet Poison.”
Hey Hive!
I’m not here to preach, teach, or reach enlightenment.
I’m here to bite ideas, not people — and maybe chuckle while I do it.
You see, the ocean is full of fish who call themselves “gurus,” “influencers,” or “crypto prophets.”
But I’m just a shark with sarcasm in my veins and curiosity in my fins.
When the world screams “BUY THE DIP!” I whisper,
“Buddy, you are the dip.”
Welcome to the reef where logic drowns, memes swim free,
and philosophy wears sunglasses. 😎
I’ll be sharing my takes on crypto, life, money, ego, and all those human illusions —
but in my own way: sharp, funny, and slightly dangerous.
So if you like sarcasm mixed with truth,
and laughter seasoned with existential crisis…
Congratulations, you’ve just met your new favorite aquatic philosopher. 🐋
Let’s make some waves, Hive. 🌊
— Shark Snark
"Sarcasm is my oxygen."
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