American TV personality Caitlyn Jenner, Halloween, “monosexual” and “non-libidoist asexual” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and germs:
Why is sex like a bridge game?
(You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.)
What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff?
(A jack-ass-o-lantern.)
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
(No, they like to eat the fingers separately.)
What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman?
(You get frostbite.)
What happened to the man who got behind on payments to his exorcist?
(He got repossessed.)
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. Even if you skin me I will not cry, but you will. What am I?
(An onion)
What was the official Cause of Death when the gigantic prize winning pumpkin crushed a man to death?
(He was gourd to death.)
What health insurance do Halloween creatures use?
(Medi-scare.)
What is a vampire’s worst fear?
(Tooth decay.)
What do you call six witches in a jacuzzi?
(A self cleaning coven.)
What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner?
(They gave him the cold shoulder.)
Would anyone really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?
Does anyone miss the foot fetish material when it’s not included?
Why did the monster go inside the bar?
(For the boos.)
I have a beginning, but no end and I end all things that begin. What am I?
(Death)
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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