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ELITE ARMOUR ITEM2!! Gobbos stinky underwear: These not so clean Jocks once belonged to the Git! wear them with pride! +1 to players hit!

!onearrow

Head shot! Your shot is so perfect:
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if anyone saw theyd know you are one bad dawg when equipped with a bow, you pierce the enemy for a hit of 6 points!. Nice! you needed to hit for 2 and including bonuses from items you hit for 7. You won the fight. Any pickpocket item found this Stage is left behind and may now progress to the next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel

!life

Enjoy Stage 2. You have all 3 life points to start:

!manyarrows


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OMG! What are you doing? You load your bow ready for a devistating magical shot, but must have got your spells mixed up, instead of enchanting your arrow you turn yourself into a...turd!
Better luck next time! you lose a life

!manyarrows