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You draw your sword and prepare to do a magical overhead swing
slash
You mess up the booster spell and zap yourself - You loose a life

Noooooooooooooo, what is this madness?

!l2

You still have 2 life points:

Winifred suspects that guy of being more interested in his phone than the quality of his equipment, so finds yet another guy to help her out

!warriorstab

You draw and jab with your sword:
stab
It almost slipped out of your (rather weak) hand. You manage a small cut and damage the enemy with an (awkward) hit of 2 points. Step up your game, son!

hehe oooops!