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Lolz; that would make an excellent photo . . and then when they see it's actually improving your darts, your teammates ask you to teach them, and before long you're all sitting around between points knitting away!

That's ridiculous, that your provider have not got it sorted yet.

Absolutely; I think after today they will no longer be my provider; I'm expecting a call any minute now from them, telling me that they're releasing me from my contract. Then I'll seek some serious compensation for the trauma it has caused!

Cg