Greatest post ever.
Very similar to my situation actually. I was hoping to get some of that sweet mana from the feds butthole butt very little chance of me filing my taxes. I also havent filed in a number of years due to making under the poverty level.
Fortunately (I hope) for me, fate landed me overseas during these shenanigans and they extended peoples visas here so we don’t have to travel. I might just never go back. Of course of it all goes to shit there, technocratic prison is likely to spread across the globe like a pandemic...