In our society hired killers are considered almost an absolute evil. However, there's much more cool
things to it:
- They'll be the best in school. Because if someone is better, he will very soon pass away.
They will protect the house while you're gone. Going to work? Now you can leave your child at home
and not worry about anything.Your children will always have a stable source of income. The demand for murderers grows every
year, as grows the population of the Earth, the reduction of which, in essence, is the main work of
the killers. Your child can kill enemies of his homeland or his criminal papa always, with any power
and any state of the economy.You will always have many interesting souvenirs at home. Cats, when they kill birds or mice, often
bring their corpses to the owners, so that they appreciate their efforts. Children are almost the
same as cats. Sometimes you will find on the threshold of your house the cut off heads of criminal
elements. Take it as a manifestation of your child's love and his desire to take care of you.When you'll be fatally ill, you'll ask in terrible agony to turn off the life support device, and
your killer-kiddo will do it without hesitation. From his point of view, it'll look like you ordered
yourself.Your child wont be depressed for a week if his pet dies. Instead, he will kill other children's
pets, as a deterrent.Your neighbors will always be friendly towards you. Because they understand that if they stop
smiling and tell you pleasant things each time they see you, they may not see the next morning.Your child wont be bullyed or beaten at school. I mean.. it's possible, but only
once.
So, I hope, now it is obvious to you, how many advantages are in growing a child-killer. If you are a
killer yourself, or you are interested in the topic of using nuclear weapons for domestic purposes,
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