Random treasures from the internet

Random lists and phrases I took note today for boredom’s sake cause i am a proudly assumed data hoarder.

A list of shows that depict hiding genuine horror behind cute art styles and nice music

over the garden wall
night in the woods
gravity falls
fullmetal alchemist
undertale
doki doki literature club
adventure time
legend of zelda

These two sentences.

The desire to be creative being put down by the inherent need to recover my energy from surviving reality
There is no rizz just brown eyes and really fucking stupid

This conversation between two fictional animals I saw online, obviously furrys not actual animals, animals cant surf on the internet, I think.

Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.
But being the hypocrite that you are, for you to trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

This warning or reflection of sorts:

You are not immune to propaganda but neither am I, I am only pointing this out so we can keep being vigilant about what we consume and not hand-waive away criticism. I think this is ultimately a group effort and we should be didactic about this.

And lastly, this very useful guide <3

8 ways to escape a painful conversation

“Let me tell you about politics-” && “Lord take me now”

Cough loudly. Say “I am dying like in the movies.” Reveal a red spattered napkin. Crawl away moaning.
Rub your knees together until a plume of smoke appears. Disappear in the haze. As night ninjas do.
Pretend that you are choking. When they say WHAT’S WRONG? Say AMERICA DEMANDS TOO MUCH.
Find a sword. Fall on it until you perish. Fly to heaven.
Sit on the ground. Rock back and forth while saying. “I have butt worms.” Conversation = over.
Make a sound that does not exist in this world or the next. Let horror descend. No more fun talkie time.
Sock the speaker in the nostril. Apologize. Then: flee.
Go to the bathroom. Lock the door. Slide out the window like a rigid banana. Whoosh. California Jailbreak.