hi i am about to introducemyself
some random user that is starting to interview: cool who are you?
guy: look at nickname.
I am the guy that is having this nickname
interviewer: cool
guy: whats next?
i: where do you live?
guy: i live @home its a nice place with the IP adress 127.0.0.1
i like it there *feeling happy*
interviewer: oo..key? *thinking: this guy seems a bit odd or is it just some of those internet freaks???*
guy: yes ask me the next questions
i: what else? why you are here?
guy: to write text in text boxes
i: i see *man this guy is completely crazy*
guy: next question plz
i: well what are your intentions of writing?
guy: from time to time i get really bored. and this writing is funny. so writing equals no boredness
not to bad i guess :)
i: *tinking: ok makes sense but i also think he is nuts*
guy: next question plz
i: what do you have 4 a living
guy: a nice one. living is cool. i like living. better than being dead. i dont like being dead. feels uncomfortable and also bored.
i: makes sense *i give it up this guy is completely living in another world.*
guy: next question plz
i: do you have some hobbys?
guy: yes man i like walking on gummy bears, and also am practicing in being the best in throwing some plankton at really far distances. yesterday i topped my last record in 3 centimeters. ok to be honest throwing it is a bit lame so i only do it with 0.04 percent of my whole powers right now. saving some energy 4 doing it wont be the badest idea i guess.
i: interesting hobbys *am i dreaming right now???is this really happen to me?*
guy: yes but i lied a bit
i: *reliefed thinking: god thanks he is showing a bit of normal humor*
guy: in reality it was only by 2 centimeters hihi.
i: *blanked out*
guy: next questi...*saying to self* oh he seems a bit of pale. oh now he fell into horizontal state. i wonder if i could use him as a wind blocker 4 my door *thinks*. would be a usefull...oh to bad i already bought one of those last monday *forgot completely*.
guy: seems like i am done here. Lets play with my playstation now :). makes fun. i like funny things :)
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