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I was informed by my minister of information Liar Lai Mohammed that this is where all the lazy youths that were previously waiting for free oil money have run to

Nigga i'm flagging you because of this rubbish.

Why you no come give us employment or even SP?

We're working on it. If voted in, we intend to include steemit into English, Maths, Economics and Islamic studies scheme of work.

Dah amesimeh
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If you no gimme $1000 upvote at once. I no dey vote you

This is the kwaruption we want to end in Nigeria

Reduce senators 24 million salary. Corruption go finish.
Their only work is to fight at house of assembly and defect parties. Shekina!

Me sef go soon become senator Join una chop that money.

From January, 2019; all sitting senators will be provided boxing gloves and tooth guards. That will cost the government 6billion naira. Don't worry, I'll presemt the receipt

Its obviously a parody account but go ahead and do whatever you want

What is a parody account?

An account owned by a top Government official

Oga go and Power up.

Iffa see steem or sbd moving out this account to airhawk exchange. The way I go take flag you, go weaken you

Why are you brandishing flag threats everywhere? Are you power-drunk like this? 😭

After they'll be shouting "not too young to rule".

Nawa for you.
Don't go off the Point.

Can't you see that Nigerians are having fun here.

I am not Power drunk, think before you say it!

Else the flagging will change direction
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The flag you should use is the Nigerian flag

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I was almost president once.

I heard about it. This is why we simply rig elections here.

Fortunately for me most of my enemies commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head 5 times

Since its five times then it can only be suicide

Na another 9ja be this one

See the English sef

U get am. Bt dis acc fit blow oo

You'll either be in my cabinet or EFCC watchlist on the end

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