Let's be honest. Nobody reads these introduction posts anyway. So I decided to only pick key fun stories about my life. Jump in wherever you want. You'll find out I have a real weird life.

Me with cripy 13 years

I once asked Scarlett Johansson to marry me. She said: ”I’m gonna think about it”. Im waiting for 8 years now.
I did not know my real name until I was 24
I hate the comfort zone. I move every 3-6 months to a new country
I learned to read the clock when I finished school
I still don’t know how to tie shoes
I once dyed my blonde but it turned orange. My then girlfriend hated it. So I did it again a few months later and we broke up. Worth it.
My first childhood memory is the neighbour kid shooting a bird

Snoop Dogg’s Management once wrote me an email. I deleted it accidentally. Found it much later. Had a project with him.
I once was about to buy bitcoin when it was around 50 cents. I did not really understand the software. I ended up not doing it.
There are days where I exclusively eat apples.
I love cooking. If I wouldn’t have become a magician I would totally be a cook right now. Also I didn’t become a magician.
I have read more books about economics than about any other topic. But Harry Potter is pretty dope.
On average I change my profession every 3 years
I got fired from a job from flirting with customer
One of my hobbies is making people uncomfortable in public. Like “fake” breaking up in elevators, or exposing other peoples (fake) secrets while waiting in line.
When I get bored I walk into shops and try to sell them my stuff
Every 3 months I stop eating and only drink juice for 10 days. It’s much easier than you think
During my childhood we had 6 animals. All of them died because of household accidents.
Sometimes I wake up at 4am & watch cooking videos for 3 hours until the stores open. Be the first one, buy a bunch of stuff and cool the shit out my kitchen
I rather spend a night watching the same Rick & Morty episode all over again than go to a popular club
Since 2007 I make around 2 music playlists a month.

I once got kicked in the nuts for asking a girl out (in a nice way)
On parties I like to change identities. I’ve been french, australian, gay, ex-prisoner, Donald Trumps son among others. People believe the strangest stories
I once got expelled from school for a week because a kid lied about me beating him up. I never touched him
My worst date conversation was about “german grammar”. We were in a small boat. There was no way to flee. I was really desperate
I have a really bad memory so I frequently call the people around me after movie stars, simpsons characters & pokemons
I went to a halloween party dressed as a mummy. That night I made out with a girl who had no Idea how I looked like.

Despite all fun and games. I’m a very tolerant, friendly and helping persona. I think I’m gonna make a great dad. I hope I could make you laugh a little bit.

A slightly different introduction: If I don't make you laugh you will get your money back

Let's be honest. Nobody reads these introduction posts anyway. So I decided to only pick key fun stories about my life. Jump in wherever you want. You'll find out I have a real weird life.