Hahaha, lol. I enjoyed reading your post... great sense of humor! Welcome to the community, Kornilov the Chick :) I'm new here too and really enjoying it. Best of luck on this journey. I'll follow you so you can help keep a smile on my face :) Cheers from Salt Lake City.
Well all you have to have are salt, lake and corn. Other posts are going to be strictly serious, very boring ZzzZZzzz. :)