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Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity.
Chuck Norris facts have spread around the world, leading not only to translated versions, but also spawning localized versions mentioning country-specific advertisements and other Internet phenomena. Allusions are also sometimes made to his use of roundhouse kicks to perform seemingly any task, his large amount of body hair with specific regard to his beard, and his role in the action television series Walker, Texas Ranger.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
I love Chuck Norris jokes. Yes, Norris doesn't do push-up. Haha. Norris pushes the earth down. I like that one. Thanks for sharing, hehe. I'm Oatmeal Joey Arnold. You can call me.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris can win in a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.
little known fact: all crypto currency is based on algorithms found in chucks complex and uncrackable chest hair.
Chuck Norris chest hair is the main ingredient in Kevlar.
The Boggey Man Checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.