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ummmmm

Nuh uh!

Your face is a computer program.

I am toast.

What makes you so sure of this, to push the comment twice?

Is this request under the assumption that were I in fact a machine, I would not have a dark secret?

I've never seen @iliketoast saying somethig diferent then "I love tost"
your post is becoming even more interesting lol

Hahahah ahhh well, I have that effect on toast eaters :)